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 Measured Experience (MX)/Customer Feedback Systems: Feedback Forward


 Derek Hess/Illustrator: Capturing the vividity of rock


 Lynn Gosnell/Tattoo Artist: Indelible fantastical forevers

 Tuff Toys/Dog Chew Toys: Only thing tougher is rocks* 
             *Don’t let your dog chew on rocks

 Border Collies/Dog Breed: Smart & High Drive. + Focus we wish we could bottle.

 Droid/OS: Smart phones smarter

 IKEA/Cabinetry: Solid, fundamental components; Far & away best in price range. 

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What it does and why you need it

Keith Haring Houston™Large Tote Insulated Lunch Bag
  • Keith Haring “Houston Large Tote” Insulated Lunch Bag
  • 15” x 15.5” x 4”
  • Insulated, fully lined w/outside snap closure pocket, outside side seam zip pocket, inside lining zip pocket
  • 100% Polyester, Sponge wipe clean
  • Slate grey w/black iconic Haring pop art pattern & Bold Orange “Keith Haring” signature logo.

Carrying a Keith Haring piece is both a nod to the great NY street art culture of the ‘80’s and a contribution to the Keith Haring Foundation, generating activism & awareness for the continued fight against AIDS. This large insulated tote makes a statement while certainly accommodating a good sized lunch, with the added capacity for carrying meals for more than one or quick trips to the grocery store for perishables, and a trio of convenient smaller pockets for keeping things separate & secure. A stylish, practical bag that complements today’s economically & environmentally minded, social issue conscious lifestyles.

Scoop™ Straining Ladle
 
·      Scoop shaped ladle by Joseph Joseph
·      Perfect for scooping, draining, and serving straight out of the pot
·      Made from toughened nylon
·      Heat resistant to 240 degrees C/480 degrees F
·      Dishwasher safe

Dimensions: 10.75 x 4 x 3 Inches

The newest addition to Joseph Joseph’s popular Scoop™ range of high style kitchen utensils, this handy straining ladle combines form and function for flawless delivery of vegetables, eggs, potatoes – from hot stove to cool tableware.  Easily pressed into service for quick rinses of berries or cherry tomatoes under the faucet.  Sturdy construction and bold contemporary color choices add to the winning set of features for this new offering and all the Joseph Joseph kitchen tools. 

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Manufacturer/Brand: Oakton   
Model: pH 11 Meter with “All-in-One” electrode
·      Portable, microprocessor-based instrument for accurate pH, temperature (˚C), and millivolt (mV) measurements in the field or poor conditions.
·      Calibration capabilities of up to 5-points for accuracy across the entire pH range of the meter and offset mV calibration.
·      Large 2 –Line custom LCD Screen for clear readings at a glance of both measurement and troubleshooting data.
·      “All-in-One” pH electrode with built in, Automatic temperature compensation (ATC), selectable to Manual or Automatic for highest accuracy in any situation.
·      Economical, high-value instrument with additional features incl. datalogging.

The Oakton pH 11 Meter is a durable hand-held unit featuring accurate, easy calibration and large custom LCD viewing screen for chemists, environmentalists, or any discipline requiring general purpose pH measurement of liquids. Automatic temperature compensation (ATC) ensures accuracy in fluctuating temperatures and splash proof keyboard for solid functionality in the field.  Push button calibration set up is simple and features both USA and NIST buffer recognition options with a 5-point calibration across the entire pH range of the meter.  Large, dual-LCD presents pH (or mV) and temperature values simultaneously for convenient viewing.

Unit has both built-in electrode bracket for one-handed use and built-in stand for bench top use. Functions include hold for freezing measurements for reading and recording, ready indicator to display when reading has stabilized, and auto-off after 20 minutes of non-use to preserve battery power.  Built in microprocessor offers added intelligence to this meter, including data logging recall up to 50 data sets.  Power requirements are either 4 AAA Batteries (included) or an AC adapter (sold separately).  Compact in size* and weight**, the pH 11 meter combines basic, versatile, easy-to-use capabilities on an economy scale. 

pH is the acidity or alkalinity of a liquid or a semi-solid.  Proper pH levels are vital for safe drinking water, successful crop production, and many other vital processes in industrial, agricultural and environmental applications.  pH paper and pocket testers are available for basic pH level assessments, but for accurate and scientific results, electronic meters are the standard.  Meters range in complexity and cost ranging from basic portables to research lab options. A pH meter is an electronic device, generally consisting of a meter and a probe (a glass electrode) used for measuring the pH of a liquid, and in specialized uses, probes are available for measuring semi-solids.  

Oakton® Instruments, based in Vernon Hills, IL, manufactures scientific instruments featuring innovative design and exceptional value for research, educational, and industrial use.  

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1968 (First Generation) Cougar - Basics

The first generation (1967 – 1970) Mercury Cougar is one of the most iconic American Classic cars. Representing an ambitious culture that constantly strives to best all comers and itself, this series was produced by Ford Motors Lincoln-Mercury division on the basic Ford Mustang model platform. In other words – The original Cougars were basically Big Fancy Mustangs.

The base model ’68 Cougar featured a small block, 289 V8 Windsor engine and a number of stylish, unique features including “Hidden” headlight valences, sequential turn signals, and elaborated grills front and back. The hidden headlights and the sequential turn signals were relatively cutting edge systems for the time. Also available, the upgrade version “XR-7”, featuring higher end interior finishes and larger engine options.

Referred to often as a “Muscle Car”, the ’68 Cougar should be more accurately called a “Pony Car” as the language more appropriately illustrates the cars’ front end dominated handling and esthetics via very long hood lengths and very short back ends, and also in reference to it’s very close relative, the Mustang.

Named “Car of the Year” by Motor Trend in 1967, the debut year, later generation Cougars featured a marked shift from performance vehicle to luxury vehicle, including total restyling of body types and target owner demographics. Within the first generation years, very little varied other than slight modifications (For instance – side marker lights), and upgrade options such as convertible models, hood scoops, and an increasing array of engine size and type options. 1973 marked the end of the Mustang based Cougar and the shift towards contemporary year personal luxury car models such as the contemporary year Torino or Thunderbird, and the end of the “Pony Car” years for the Cougars.

As opposed to the Cougar’s vehicular sibling, the agile and sporty Mustang, the first generation Cougar was longer wheel based, aggressively stylish car with similar power but arguably more prestige and presence. Sexy advertising for these cars, featuring attractive females and snarling big cats represents a time and a place gone but indeed treasured by classic car enthusiasts. And, the cars themselves most definitely stand as a symbol for the generation from which they came.